just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
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the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
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All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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