At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
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You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
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Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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