It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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