I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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