The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
