R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
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