Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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I stole so many things from the ER last night.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
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i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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