the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
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He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
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He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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