I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
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Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
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I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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