I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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