Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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