plz talk dirty to me
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
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Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
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We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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