I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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