Barsexuality is the new black.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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