That's intense
Porn is love you can see.
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Randomize
