Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
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good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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