Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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