I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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