I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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