did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
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it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
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I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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