you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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