FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Actions speak louder than pants.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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