We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
