I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
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well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
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Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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