Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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