Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
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