I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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