Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(301): View more from Maryland

people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table

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(817): View more from Texas

Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.

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(320): View more from Minnesota

I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol

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(530): View more from California

it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam

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(952): View more from Minnesota

Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down

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(425): View more from Washington

I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.

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