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• (212): View more from New York

  yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money

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• (559): View more from California

  the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  whose parrot is this?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila

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