She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He? As in you personified your dick?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!