Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Randomize
