can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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