I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
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There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
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Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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