I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
my being single is dangerous.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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