i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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