love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
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