He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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