he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I am available for nakedness