i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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