He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
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i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
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He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
dude. I can hear the air.
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