Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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