i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
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Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
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If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
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