Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
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Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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