p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
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yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
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As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
i out mim tonsoeep
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