mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
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i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
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That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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