sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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