And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
she looked like the before picture.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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