Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
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Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
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At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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