he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
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Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
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I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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