she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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