Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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