But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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