theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
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That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
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Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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