Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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