Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
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What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
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Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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