I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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