Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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